you're going to lay people off because now the government is going to help you fund your healthcare. really? i want to have those conversations, not to be confrontational, but to understand what the other side is saying, and i'd like to arm our viewers with the ability to argue with their conservative uncle joe over the dinner table. >> you'll always be -- >> stephanie miller -- >> the nicest, sweetest, coolest girl at the pageant and this year's miss congeniality. [ cheering ] >> stephanie: okay. it is "the stephanie miller show." live on the road from washington, d.c. for inauguration today of the president barack obama. please and thank you. 1-800-steph-12 the phone number. >> sure. >> yeah. >> travis can text me who's on the line. >> stephanie: look at roland jacki spooning in the other thing. cutest thing i've ever seen. >> we've become one person over the course of the last 48 hours. >> that is totes adorbs. >> stephanie: we've only been here since friday. we haven't got ton yesterday. i forgot the other thing -- have we been tweeting pictures? i can't tell -- >> because you've